The Battle Of Balendup Creek 1925

A small collection of mourners gathered, during the early hours of Tuesday morning, in silent vigil to remember the largely unknown skirmish that took place near a small creek bed in the Belandup local park.The creek (Unnamed) is a quaint rivulet, leading to a duck pond, and has historically made the short walk to Belandup … Continue reading The Battle Of Balendup Creek 1925 →

Good Weather For Digging

A grey day, Grey in two states. Moods of the overcast stillness, that often ebbs into a clouded sunday, leaves a brooding wind to make the summer temperature all the more noticeable. This greyness is passing, it holds you to bed for that extra hour, it makes distance just slightly further away and the effort … Continue reading Good Weather For Digging →

Book By The Old Oak

There’s a tiny story behind every happenstance. A book, diminutive in size, lays open upon the grass in the shade of an oak tree, its pages slowly beginning ruffled by a soft wind drifting past. The pages turn with a flick, then lingering as if held in place by a dreaming reader skimming over a disinteresting … Continue reading Book By The Old Oak →

Aya and Carrick Part I

‘Hmm, that probably isn’t right…’ A wet thudd of viscera began to slowly patter back to the ground; A new hole ripped into the road expired with stray a magical energy and nipped at slow pieces of air hungrily. Haggard and dressed in a moth-eaten brown robe, the stunned Wizard coughed while lying upon the … Continue reading Aya and Carrick Part I →

Bit Of A Drop

The view was nice. Below, in the thoughtless spread of a town planner drunk of both power and rum, the first rays of morning sunlight were trickling across another typical Sydney Sunday.Slander regarding Sir Ralph Darling and the Sydney CBD left for another day; the wisps of clouds that patted against Norman began to … Continue reading Bit Of A Drop →

Balendup Golf Links

This handbook was created to give the new player, and those who drink to forget, information on the Balendup links golf course.The course is tended by survivors of the community garden and is notable for its many hazards replacing the greens and fairways of the course’s 10 holes. Hole 1 – Demon bluffPar: 6Distance: 81mHazards: … Continue reading Balendup Golf Links →

Balendup Community Garden

Horror is a thing you can’t watch, terror a thing that you can never look away from…flowers are terror-ific. Ohhiya! Welcome to the Balendup community garden, the biggest community garden in the extended shire of Balendup (no matter what the rotary club keep putting up on that HORRID sign of theirs)…..anyway! At the Community garden, … Continue reading Balendup Community Garden →

A Crisis In Downtown Balendup

J.McCray2018 We have very recently become aware of an emergency situation developing near the pub and two hotels of Balendup shire main. Reports of what is being called a “Schooner mass overpopulation crisis” have begun to shed light on these distressing events and local authorities have urged bystanders to remain calm. The combination of the … Continue reading A Crisis In Downtown Balendup →

Up Round Where the River Bends

Angus Craddic was in a barrel. He hadn’t always been in a barrel but now, in this moment, he was vividly aware that he was, without a shadow of a doubt, sitting in something that very much resembled a barrel. How Angus became trapped in this uniquely horrible boat, bobbing its way down a … Continue reading Up Round Where the River Bends →