The Kings of the Sewer

The sewer is a wonderful place. Long ago a king, jolly and addled by intoxicants, made a friendly bet with the city Gnomes. For 100 gold coins it was wagered that they could not create a sewer so perfect that even the gods would tell fables of its beauty. Not understanding the concept of levity … Continue reading The Kings of the Sewer →

Mad Men making progress

Dr Bertram Everbridge was mad. Not really mad at anything particular but flagrantly, windmill storming, mad within his own mind. This particular strain of derangement occurs within small sections of the scientific world who, sick of day to day statical analysis, lash out far beyond what crazy sock fridays can allow them. ‘Nuclear stuff! … Continue reading Mad Men making progress →

A Note Left On My Fridge.

‘Hark’ the vile creature spat through yellowed teeth, treachery dripped in steady trickle from his asinine tongue. ‘We're out of milk’ he cried, ‘we're out of milk’ he lied. But I knew of his stash, swaddled in deception and hidden within a tomato sauce bottle near the back of the fridge. The contents of … Continue reading A Note Left On My Fridge. →